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neilcicierega:

1. Open Calculator

2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY

3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search

4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated

5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone

6. Reblog and add the image

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Oh okay

Reblogged from Neil Cicierega Tumblr.
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nsfwfishdinner when I know you’re going to stick your tongue in my mouth <3

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Sketches I’ve been sending to Ammy for Falling, because “Flying Bird RV” and “Chaotic Knife Tornado” just don’t quite illustrate what I have in mind.

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screwtheatlantic:

We try to watch films together, and it starts off well, but somehow we always end up out of sync. 

nsfwfishdinner

Reblogged from Screw the Atlantic
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b-rekks:

big spicy hot dad

Reblogged from b.wreckers
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undeadbears said: u ok friendo

You are too fucing cute it’s not fair

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Wait I figored it out

The trick is

One leg, THEN the other

Genius, who invented this

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How do you leg

s  send me tutorials on walllkking

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People are afraind for me but I am FINEOE

I’m okay I p romse

lookoutworldhereIcmoe#

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I was just kidding

there was nting to be afraid of

Its’ okay

shhh

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watch out

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WARFARE 

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our
Ammmny FRINDS

 ARE ALRADDY REBAGELLING

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Dontl hid e the booty put that in an overnight bag